Aww..French Bulldogs. So cute. Wait, what's that you say? They can't fuck on their own?? They can't naturally reproduce? So everytime an NYC socialite wants to buy a Frenchie someone has to jerk off a boy Frenchie and pour it into a girl Frenchie. Then a little Frenchie is born and condemned to a life where they can't breathe, can't run in the sun for 5 minutes without having a heart attack, can't fuck, are prone to spinal disease and oh yeah, for good measure, they're selfish. Folks, can God be any clearer? He doesn't want anymore fucking French Bulldogs terrorizing Earth with their scary snorting and weak hind legs. Where is PETA when you need them? French Bulldog breeders are no better than Mike Vick. But wait, there is an upside to offset their miserable existence; adorable face wrinkles!
It should come as no surprise that these things are related to the equally ugly and chronically ill Pug. Did you know if you pull on a Pug's collar too tight his eye might pop out? No biggie though. Just quickly push it back in.
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