Farts are like shooting stars. There's literally millions of them going off at all times but only the really big ones get noticed. That's all well and good for most people. But when you work in a bar with a capacity of 600, every weekend night is like that August meteor shower. Just a never-ending sea of ass stench. It's a stark reminder that we're all just walking waste containers. All the showers, smiles and small-C titties in the world can't change the fact that we're filled with piss, shit and snot and it's fucking disgusting.
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