Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Is That a Maybe?


Let's assume that a) this is real and b) these two met at a food court. I can't imagine any girl wants to be proposed to so openly in public...maybe, MAYBE if it is in front of all her closest friends and family at like her birthday party or something..but not in front of 40,000 drunks at a baseball game and definitely not in front of 200 slobs at a mall food court. I'm not counting if there just happen to be other people around like at a nice, quiet restaurant or Central Park in fall or something. Anyway, this chick could have handle it better. My man gets all dolled up, he snatches up the guitar guy from South Station and all she can do is run away? At least smile and give him a big hug so people think you're saying yes. Then whisper something into his ear like, "Not on your life, you fucking psycho. And why did you pick that song? My name is Megan." And is this guy going after her at the end? Dude, let her go. It's not happening. Just belly up to the bar at Johnny Rockets, grab a milkshake and think about what you just did.

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